- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
- People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
- People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
